What does a bee do when it is hot at summer camp?… He takes off his yellow jacket.What outdoor sport do spiders like at summer camp?… Fly fishing.Why don’t mummies go on summer camp?… They’re afraid to relax and unwind! ( Mummy Jokes & Mother’s Day Jokes for Kids).What do you call a cat on a summer camp field trip to the beach?….Summer Camp Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Summer Camp? ( Top 10 Jokes for Each Month).The seaside summer camp we visited last summer was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back.What happened to the gun at summer camp?… He got FIRED! ( Hunting Jokes & Labor Day Jokes).Why was the summer camp so tiring?… It was in-tents (intense).What did the summer camp director say to his campers when marshmallows kept falling into the campfire?… Stick with it.Where does a canoe go when it’s sick at summer camp?… To the DOCK! ( Canoe Jokes for Kids & Doctor Jokes for Kids).( Geography Jokes for Kids & Alaska Jokes ) Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself.

Teacher: Where did your sister go for summer camp? Student: Alaska.Have you heard the joke about the skunk and the summer camp?… Nevermind – it really stinks.What did the beaver say to the tree at the summer camp?… Been nice gnawing you.Where do cows go to summer camp?… Moo Jersey.How do campfires access the internet at summer camp?… They log in.What type of footwear do frogs wear at summer camp?… Open toad shoes.A Summer book never written: “Summer Camps Are So Expensive” by Seymour Foreles.Where do cows go for summer camp?… Moo York.Where do goldfish go for summer camp?… Around the globe! ( Geography Jokes for Kids & F ishing Jokes).What warm drink helps a summer camp director relax?… Calm-omile tea.What’s green and goes to summer camp?…A brussel scout! ( Farming Jokes).What type of chair goes to wild summer camp concerts?… A rocking chair! ( Music Jokes).Why do bananas use sunscreen at summer camp?… Because they peel.What did the summer campers call the bear with no teeth?… A gummy bear.If you have 3 sleeping bags in one hand and 3 sleeping bags in the other, what do you have?… Pretty big hands.Why did the dog stay in the shade at summer camp?… It did not want to be a hot dog.Can a hamburger date a hot dog at summer camp?… Only if they have a very frank relationship! ( Hamburger Jokes / Hot Dog Jokes / Wedding Jokes).What kind of summer camp would a toilet, a mountain lion, and a watermelon all go to?… A John Cougar Melon Camp.What vegetable do you eat at summer camp when you want to be very fast?… Hustle sprouts! ( Farming Jokes).What did the pig say at the beach on a hot day at summer camp?… I’m bacon! ( Bacon Jokes ).What did the bread do at summer camp?… It loafed around.Camper #1 yells to Camper #2, “How do you get to the other side?” Camper #2 yells back, “You are on the other side!” ( Camping Jokes) Camper #2 was on the other side of the river. Camper #1 was on one side of the river.When do you go at red and stop at green?… At summer camp when you’re eating a watermelon.What summer camp race is never run?… A swimming race.Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable experience at summer camp.( 26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z & Ice-T Jokes) Which letter is the coolest at summer camp?… Iced t.Do you know the name of the summer camp director in France?… Phillipe Phloppe.Where do sharks go to summer camp?… Finland! ( Shark Jokes for Kids).We got into an argument over which canoe to get take. My girlfriend and I broke up at summer camp.What is a math teacher’s and math students’s favorite type of camp?… “Sum”mer Camp! ( Math Jokes for Kids & Math Jokes for Teachers).Do fish go to summer camp?… No, because they’re always in school! ( Fishing Jokes & Jokes for Teachers).Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best summer camp jokes.Summer Camp Jokes for Kids ( Summer Camp Jokes).Top 10 Twitter Accounts for Summer Camps.Find qualified tutors in your area today! My Town Tutors is a great resource for parents & teachers.

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